I need a hobby! I declare this because today I took to following the gardner around. She had nothing to do because I had raked the leaves and swept the porch and weeded and so on. So after following her around for 15 minutes I went into the house and sat down. I had nothing to do. So I need a hobby anyone have any suggestions? Perhaps I should be a pig farmer! Because if I don't get a hobby I may drive everyone crazy here in the land down under!
5 comments:
Goats! No wait, that's us.
Writing! Write the Great Australian Novel. Write some kids books that don't have fluffy ducks, cutesy endings or Important Lessons.
Pig farmer eh?
Better get used to the smell then, its a bit wiffy...... But after time you stop noticing it.
can sort you out with a few lambs just now hahahaha
Yeh writing would be good, stuff like Roald Dahl, revolting rhymes!!
Wait, go back... You have a gardener? Can I have a gardener? Better yet, can I be a gardener? That sounds like a lot more fun than what I currently do for a living...
Maybe the crazy lady across the street can get you into the FBI...what was her name, Betty? If you must raise something, why not chinchillas, they're oh so cute and weird. Chinchilla, chinchilla, chinchilla!
Knitting! Then you can also be a sheep farmer, and I will come to visit you to get cheap wool (and to teach you how to knit)!
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