Monday, March 06, 2006
I have declared war on my family. They haven't done anything evil or wrong. I am on code red. Rose's best friend has lice. Please whisper this I don't want it getting around. I remember being terrified when I had lice as a child. I wasn't the only one who paniced. My aunt took it the hardest. She wouldn't come anywhere near us for days. I am pretty sure she is still going to counseling for the ordeal. My mother and grandmother went through my sister and my hair inch by inch with a tiny comb. I at the time had hair down my back. It took hours to go through it. Then next day having lived through the ordeal my sister announced our condition to the neighborhood. I could have killed her. So I have now gone through my own tiny families heads like a crazed baboon crawling all over both Liams and Rose. I found nothing. My head still itches. Liam is enjoying himself he likes being picked over. So for the next few days I will be combing through everyone's heads until I feel I have conquered this!